Petes Inner Thoughts, Photos and Stuff

This is my iphone software list of apps I have amounted.

05 min – Primeros Auxilios 1.3-cocoxx.ipa
1 to 25 1.0-Pirattitude.ipa
1 vs 100 1.1.4-wackkyweasel.ipa
1, PERFECT Web Browser 2.5 2.5-6ko.ipa
1,001 Ringtones Pro 1.7-kevinmai.ipa
1,400 LATIN EXPRESSIONS 1.0-most_uniQue.ipa
10 in 1 Alarm Clock 2.8.6-most_uniQue.ipa
10 Pin Shuffle (Bowling) 1.20-iamse7en.ipa
10 Pin Shuffle 1.20.patched-corepda.ipa
10 Pin Shuffle™ (Bowling) 1.21-iamse7en.ipa
10000 1.2-Mektano.ipa
101 Burps 2.0-Tieubom.ipa
101 Gross Sounds 2.0-most_uniQue.ipa
101 Photo Effects 2.1.0-IPPDA.ipa
101+ Bar Jokes 2.2.0-most_uniQue.ipa
101+ Bar Jokes 2.6.0-most_uniQue.ipa
101+ PhotoEffects 1.6.0-wanted.ipa
101+ PhotoEffects 1.7.0-CivicS1.ipa
10Q Mind Reader 1.0-COREPDA.ipa
1112 episode 01 1.2.3-Paco_91.ipa
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If Pubs won’t serve drunk people, then why does MacDonalds serve fat people ?

18 January 2010

WHITTLESEY’S Straw Bear Festival came close to being called off on Saturday when Fenland District Council forgot to instruct contractors over road closures.

“We hold our hands up, this was a genuine oversight on our part and we can only apologise both to the festival organisers and the public,” a council spokesman said today.

Thousands of people had already turned out for the unique event but the barriers and road signs were no where to be seen.

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Must go and tackle mount ironing pile while Kate is at the gym or I will be in trouble.

With a bit of luck anything I blog on my site at www.peteburton.com will now apear on FB with a bit of luck

WOMAN’S POEM

Before I lay me down to sleep,
I pray for a man, who’s not a creep,
One who’s handsome, smart and strong.
One who loves to listen long,
One who thinks before he speaks,
One who’ll call, not wait for weeks.
I pray he’s gainfully employed,
When I spend his cash, won’t be annoyed.
Pulls out my chair and opens my door,
Massages my back and begs to do more.
Oh! Send me a man who’ll make love to my mind,
Knows what to answer to “how big is my behind?”
I pray that this man will love me to no end,
And always be my very best friend.

MAN’S POEM
I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge boobs who owns a liquor
store and a golf course. This doesn’t rhyme and I don’t care.

Family left, great seeing them but allways good to get your house back. Enjoying a chillaxing evening in with a bottle of red wine, Mike Oldfield on the Bose system and the V+ box recording x-factor for when we really don’t have anything else to do …

I am feeling so much better today, think I am even going to try a beer !